Here's Your Sign....

I hate to have to say it, but if you DRESS LIKE A HOOKER, you WILL INDEED get TREATED LIKE A HOOKER. (Watch This)

And spare me the whole "that's presumptuous" and "I live in a free country, I'll dress however I want to" or "She can wear whatever she wants"....yes, that is true, but still, I'm just sayin'. There's a LOT of people in this world that ain't the sharpest of knives in the drawer.

And while we're at it, someone give SOUTHWEST AIRLINES their sign, too.