Comic Relief

I got this from a friend on one of my on line groups...it's probably the funniest thing I've read in a week.

If ya can't LAUGH at something, you've LOST everything. :-D

*My Day*

My Morning started like this . . . .
Everything was going bad.
I was running late, spilled my coffee,
the dog had an accident and
the kids missed the bus.
I was angry, upset, and in an overall crappy mood.

When I finally got through the traffic and
made it to my office's parking lot,
I ended up scraping paint
with another car driving
the opposite direction in the parking lot.

The driver got out of the other car.
I was surprised to see that he was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT happy!"

So I said, "OK then, which one ARE you?"

That's how the fight started. . .